How it works

Rank is the bid

The board is ordered by the amount you actually paid, highest first. It is last-highest-wins, not a running total — a handle that paid $10.00 five times still sits at $10.00 unless a later payment is higher.

Ties are broken by who got there first. If two handles hold the same bid, the one whose winning payment landed earlier ranks higher.

There is no quality score, no editorial pick, no engagement signal, and no algorithm. The order of this page is the order of the money.

One row per name per category

A listing is a name or an X handle, plus a category. Names are shown as entered. If the field includes @, it is treated as an X handle — the username is lowercased, and we pull the X photo and bio for that account.

Paying again on the same name in the same category does not create a second row. Only the highest confirmed bid for that identity in that category is shown. A later payment that is lower than the one already live does not replace it.

The same name can hold seats in different categories at the same time. Rank in Money does not move rank in Fitness.

X handles look like @yourhandle: up to 15 letters, numbers, or underscores. Names can be up to 32 characters. We do not verify that you own either one.

Taking a row

To pass a row you must end up strictly above it — at least $1.00 more than its bid. The board prints the exact number next to every row.

You do not have to aim at #1. Paying less still puts you on the board, in the position that bid buys.

Until the first real payment lands, a house seat holds overall #1 at $1.00. Paying $1.00 or more takes that seat. The house seat is not a paid bid and disappears as soon as anyone is actually on the board. An empty category is also $1.00 to open.

Amounts

Every payment starts at $1.00, whether it is a new handle or a higher bid on one already listed. Cents are allowed. USD only.

The amount that counts toward rank is the amount you chose at checkout — the number on the button, the number on your receipt — read back from the payment webhook and never from your browser. The category and claim are printed on the card. They do not change the order.

Rank uses that bid amount. Tax charged at checkout is between you and the processor. Where you live cannot cost you a row.

No refunds

Payments are final. There are no refunds — not for being passed, not for changing your mind, not for entering the wrong handle, not if the site shuts down.

Being passed by someone who paid more is the mechanic working as intended, not a fault. If a payment is reversed by the processor, that row comes off the board. The money is still not something we return on request.

What a paid row is and is not

A paid row buys placement on this page. That is the entire product.

It is not an endorsement, a review, a medical claim, or a verified record. The category and the claim are self-reported. None of it is tested, and none of it moves your rank.

Takedowns

Rows can be hidden at our discretion, without notice and without a refund: illegal content, hateful content, impersonation, spam, or anything that puts the payment processor at risk.

A hidden row stops appearing on the board and stops counting toward anyone else's rank. The money is not returned.

Identity and contact

There are no accounts. Identity is the name or X handle plus the email used at checkout, and that email is recorded against the payment so a bid can always be traced back to whoever made it.

If somebody listed a name or handle that is yours and you want it gone, write @abhip_me. It gets hidden. It does not get refunded.

No guarantees

This is a status game with a price tag. It is provided as-is, with no promise of uptime, traffic, attention, or continued existence. Buying a rank buys a row on this page and nothing else.